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Todays Classic Ad
From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Jan 6 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Jan 13 00:01:14 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Dec 16 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Jan 20 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Dec 23 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Mon Jan 26 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Jan 27 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Wed Feb 4 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Wed Jan 7 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 14 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 17 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 21 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 24 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 28 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 10:27:40 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 10:30:32 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 1 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Feb 5 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 15 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Dec 18 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 22 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Dec 25 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 29 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 2 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Feb 6 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 16 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Dec 19 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 23 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Dec 26 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 3 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 8 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 9 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 17 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Dec 20 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 24 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Dec 27 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Feb 7 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 4 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Feb 8 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 11 00:01:13 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 14 00:01:09 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 18 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 21 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 25 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 28 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 30 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 31 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Feb 1 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Feb 2 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Jan 5 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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All on Mon Dec 15 00:01:09 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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All on Mon Dec 29 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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All on Fri Feb 13 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sun Feb 15 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Mon Feb 16 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Wed Feb 18 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Thu Feb 19 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Fri Feb 20 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sat Feb 21 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sun Feb 22 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Mon Feb 23 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Feb 17 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Feb 24 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Wed Feb 25 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Thu Feb 26 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Fri Feb 27 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sat Feb 28 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sun Mar 1 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold its ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Mon Mar 2 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Tue Mar 3 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Wed Mar 4 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Avoid the store
Which claims
You should
Buy something else
That's just as good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Mar 5 08:23:47 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
If you think
She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Fri Mar 6 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's beard
Was stiff and coarse
And that's what
Caused his
Fifth divorce
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
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All on Sat Mar 7 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.
On this day...
I just joined
The young man said
A nudist camp
Is my face red?
No! I use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Mar 8 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.
On this day...
You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Mar 9 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.
On this day...
Keep well
To the right
Of the oncoming car
Get your close shaves
From the half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Mar 10 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.
On this day...
Whiskers long
Made Samson strong
But Samson's gal
She done
Him wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)